Can
anyone explain to me why the Baltimore Oreos, after all that whomping and
stomping and getting fired up out there on the streets have a losing record
this year? You’d think they would be
playing lively ball. Maybe the mayor
ordered them to let the White Sox steal all the bases they wanted. She decided not to let the ballgame have any
spectators. She cited attendance by
gangsters and murderers, terrorists, looters, drug-runners, rapists, thieves
and other criminal elements could disrupt the game. Any chance we can get Obama to appoint her to
handle Border policy? BHO is just waiting for baseball to resume so he can
throw out the first Molotov cocktail.
So is rioting and looting
racist? I couldn’t see much diversity
the other night on TV. I also found
myself wondering how many of those rioters were Republicans. Could you see anyone with a Tea Party
tri-brimmed hats and wearing a lot of red, white and blue. I’m sure they were there. I just missed them I guess. For sure I heard Al Sharpton yell, “black
lies matter!” Ah yes, I remember all
those race riots when Bush was President, don’t you?
The Brits say we have nothing on
them. History channel theorized that
Stonehenge was built to attract aliens.
Everybody in UK says it worked.
John Boehner surprised me quite a bit
when he said that the Clintons were good people. It makes me want to cry. If Hill gets to be Prez, we are probably
going to buy new White House china for state dinners. The old stuff that had been glued together,
that they left when they moved out in 2001, looks shabby. Bill says he has to pay the bills so that is
why he charges half a million for a speech.
That’s a good idea. Back during
the dark days of my business, when I thought I might go bankrupt, I sure could
have given a speech for half a mill. Heck, I would have talked 12 hours, like Fidel
Castro if I could have gotten that much moolah.
And I would have been fixed for retirement by a single speech. Hillary
said that people were not going to rest until trust in the markets returned.
Did I miss something? Some guy in the
Baltimore rioters saying “no trust in my broker, no peace!” You know that they did
that study that showed 1/3 of those saving for retirement have less than $1000 saved.
Still, they are ahead of Social Security funding by the federal government. I do see some business coming from the riots
however. VISA: “Black ski mask, $5. Black hoodie, $12. Getting’ whupped by yo
mama on live TV, priceless.
I read where Obama as US Senator had
324 roll call votes he missed. Gosh, we
should have had mandatory voting!
Now we have another Muhammad cartoon
contest with dead terrorists. This one
was in Texas. Texans really know how to
throw out the bait, don’t they? I
actually went to a website and looked at the supposedly offensive Charlie Hebdo
cartoons a while back. They really were
sorta tame. However, my favorite was an
Arab looking smug—no identification of Muhammad—wearing a turban. But then the turban said “jiffy pop” and
there was popcorn coming out the top.
Talk about a hot head. We used to
laugh about how to make a redneck fire alarm.
You put up a nail on the wall and hang a jiffy pop by the handle on it.
Todd Starnes said, “If all those
folks coming across the border were Christians wanting to homeschool their
kids, Obama would have called up the Marines.”
Thanks, Todd. Made my day.
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