SNL skits

Maybe I need to write skits for SNL. 

            First could be Obama doing Are you smarter than a 5^th grader?  The question could be 4^th grade Social Studies, “What are the 3 branches of government?”  And of course Obama would answer, “Me, Myself, and I.”

            Or think of Barack on Wheel of Fortune and the category is A Name, “_SLAM_C  TERROR_SM”  And Obama says, “Gee, I have no idea, Pat.  Can I buy a vowel?”  Meanwhile Vanna buries her head in her hand.

            Or Jeopardy.  Rudimentary Economics, for 800.  “7 million new jobs, but 17 million new adults become available for work” And Barack says, “What is a booming economy?”  

           

This doesn’t look hard to me.

           

             How about Obama doing Super Bowl commentary.  Coster says, “We just can’t understand why the Sea Hawks ran a pass play.  What do you think Barack?”  “Hey, I’m scanning the sidelines to see if Bush is one of the coaches.”

            Or maybe we could cast Obama as televangelist.  He could give sermons about how the crusades were equivalent to Islamic terrorism of the twenty-first century and how it’s all our fault for not being humble enough. Down in the front row is Rev. Al interjecting, “I believe!” and “preach, Brother, preach!”.  Call it Hour of Power.

            Or imagine infomercials for all the latest gadgets, illustrated by Barack on his golf cart.  “You can use the Reddi-Grip to hold your cell phone to the dash of this golf cart and with these super wipers, I don’t ever have to come off the course when it rains.”

 

            You’re getting bored with Obama, so let’s think of some other hits.

            What Not To Wear could feature Bruce Jenner. Stacey London: “Now chose a tank top with discretion; not one where your girls hang out.”

            John Kerry could have a new show, “The French Whisperer”.

            History Channel docudrama, Life of Young Washington, played by Brian Williams.  Tune in again for Williams’ classic performance of Honest Abe. Supporting actress, Lois Lerner plays his wife, Mary.

            This year’s Oscars could be hosted by Ellen DeGenerus, which only proves that not everybody loves Raymond.  Best Picture to Halt An Arab Spring would go to the guy who made the anti-Muslim video that the Justice Dept. threw in prison.  Accepting for the author is Susan Rice, publicity director.

            WWE hosts the Championship of North America Grudge Match between Harry Reed and Mitch McConnell tag teams.  After the fight, Harry looked pretty bad with an eye patch and bandages.  He told a reporter, “I don’t know what happened.  Landrieu was supposed to tag but she was nowhere around when this Joni woman put me in a head-over-heels hold and kept yelling, ‘where’s my knife?’  That’s when I passed out.”

 

There is just no end to the material.