Random Thoughts

Here are some of my random thoughts.  Snow tonight.  But it is not winter storm Maximus.  That is the one that is currently hitting the east coast and we are getting the next one on the list. Maximus: So named for the fact that if you slip on the ice  you fall on your gluteus maximus.  However, we don't rate, here in the Mid South.  So they won't say what this storm is called until it goes east.  After Cleon and Dion and Leon this year, I figure it must be time for Neon.  Don't worry.  Storm Peon is coming later.  (It's a small storm). 

     If you believe gov't should legalize pot but agree with Michele Obama that all the munchies should be outlawed You Must Be A Liberal (YMBAL).  If you  think R's are wagging a war on women but the Muslim Brotherhood is not YMBAL. If you worry about sea level rising 26 inches in the next 100 years and think Americans who don't get enough exercise can't move uphill YMBAL.
     I understand that Christie also shut down the DMV computer in a Large New Jersey city but no one complained because no one noticed any difference.  And polling good news for Obama.  So few people signed up for Obamacare that there really weren't many complaints.  The guy also said that marijuana is less dangerous than alcohol.  What's he been smokin'? And I am proud to announce that he and the R's finally agreed that government is too big so he wants to eliminate the legislative branch.  But the best zinger about Lame Duck Dynasty this week was when Star Parker said something you can only say if you are Afro.  "The President said, 'The problem is a lot of people don't like me because I'm black.' Maybe they are just judging you on the content of your character rather than the color of your skin."
   I guess the $10.10 minimum wage will only apply to federal construction projects.  Oh, like the border fence? That won't effect many workers.
  Finally another zinger I lifted from somewhere.  The young folks aren't signing up for Obamacare.  They are under their parent's policies, aren't sick and are saving for a JEEP.  They have no jobs or poor jobs to pay for the premiums.  Which will make all the premiums rise in price.  This is the First Dem idea in 40 years to make Vietnam seem well-conceived.
     Oh one more.  First we had Seung Hui Cho who killed 32 at Virginia Tech.  Then Jared Loughner shot Gabby Giffords and killed several others in 2010.  In 2011 James Holmes killed 16 in a movie theatre in Aurora CO.  Then in 2012 Andrew Engeldinger killed 7 at a Minneapolis mall.  2013 brought Adam Lanza murdering 36 at a CN school.   All these mass murders were Registered Democrats.  All were used by the Dems as examples for gun control.   So who are the Dems planning on this year?
    Ready to tune into the Olympics.  The State Dept. told American athletes not to wear their gear outside of Olympic village. State Dept?!! I mean, at this point what difference does it make!  I did hear that their uniforms were white slacks, red/white/blue coats with stars and eagles adorning.  Ha! That means that all the Dems who tune into NBC for the coverage will have to watch the College Republicans.  (Argus Hamilton)
     Oh and one news flash.  Democrats are going to seal the border immediately to try to stop Illegal Lightbulb Trafficking.