10 minutes to take down the election

 

Here’s the text of my speech last night to Republicans. How to evaluate the election in 10 minutes with 10 numeric measures that don’t make sense.

Hey! Let’s have a little fun and look at the election this year. My dad is a 94-yr. old cowboy and he says that trusting Democrats in an election is like taking a lot of ExLax and trusting a fart. But that’s how cowboys talk.  I don’t want to say that Biden stole the election because they will put my grandkids in re-education camps and I’ll be labeled an insurgent (enemy of the state), so I leave the listener [reader] to think for themselves.  I’m just an old theoretical physicist  and I want to point out some really strange things about the data.

            There were, according to NBC, 158 million votes cast compared to 136M in 2016.  That means that in 2016 there was 67% turnout (votes cast / registered) and that fits the historic pattern of 60-70% turnouts.  This year it is 78%.  Do you believe that? Did you see big write-ups in the papers about this?  This is a huge number, perhaps as large as McKinley 1896.  Anybody here remember that election? Biden carried 17% of the counties.  Some claim this is an all-time low for the winner.  He ran poorer than Obama almost everywhere except for 6 swing states and their 6 huge metropolitan counties where he was fabulously popular—more than FDR.  Do you believe that?

            Arizona, Biden won by only 10,000 votes but 36K illegals voted. The Navarro Report found this out by comparing citizenship records to voters.  (They also compare postal records to find wrong addresses or out of state voters, death records to find dead people voting).  Now how did Joe get 36K illegal votes? Did  Phoenix allow them to vote in school board elections and the guys showed up at the general election as well? How do you allow an illegal vote?  There were also 22K mailed votes that were received BEFORE the requested ballots were mailed out.  How does this happen?  Something voodoo? We’ll never know.  AZ slammed the book shut after certification so we can’t ask questions.

            Nevada also slammed the books shut. Trump lost by 34K. But before they could get it done, 42K double votes were counted.  OK Senator Lankford stood up and objected, ”How did you have 42,000 double votes?  We have ‘em in Oklahoma—but only 52 last year.  We prosecuted them.” It was almost all Clarke County, Las Vegas. Maybe, I speculate, it started when 100 Elvises showed up to vote and all signed in as Elvis Presley.  The confused poll workers shrugged and said, “Let’s let ‘em keep voting.”  Do you think there are 42,000 Elvises in Vegas?

            Georgia was lost by Trump by just over 11K votes.  In prior years they had the old standard absentee ballots.  But there is paperwork to do these and thus they had a rejection rate of 3%.  In 2020, they had a new, more-confusing mail-in ballot and the rejection rate was amazingly only 0.2%.  Wow! Jaw-juh is really getting to be an intellectual state and voters are really sharp! Umm, the machines they used to qualify ballots was from Dominion.  They also had 18K ballots that came from addresses that cannot exist.  That’s like my friend who lives NW of Newkirk at 6501 North W St.  If you go a few miles farther north on W St. it turns into Kansas.  If you turned in a ballot from 16501 N. W St. it would be in Cowley County, KS.  There were also 66,000 underage voters.  Did they bus ‘em? Or declare a snow day in Georgia?

            Wisconsin was lost by Trump by 20K.  The turnout rate was 94%.  Do you believe this? There are 3 Western countries in the world that have mandatory voting.  In Australia you get a fine, about $100, if you fail to vote.  But they only once exceeded 94% turnout.  That’s because about 5% of people at any point in time are sick—in the hospital or at home.  So some guy comes to an Australian judge and begs his fine forgiven because he was in the Outback and his truck broke down and here’s an excuse from my mechanic.  Because courts are jammed full of people trying to get their fines annulled, most European governments have given up on mandatory voting.  Netherlands still has it.  In WI, the People’s Republic of Madison had 120% turnout.  How do you get more votes than valid voters?

            Pennsylvania, Biden won by 93K. There was a law that absentee ballots had to be requested but the Governor non-constituionally overruled the legislature and the Sec. of State just sent out ballots to everyone registered, but mostly in Philadelphia. 1.8M ballots sent; 2.5M ballots received back.  Shazzam! There was an excess of 687,000 votes. You know, they talk about voting irregularities.  This looks like it was happening pretty regular to me.  Who were the 687K?  We don’t know.  In another court ruling by a shopped-for liberal judge, they didn’t have to verify signatures.  There were also 60K ballots received before the ballots were sent here as well.  Maybe that’s a violation of Relativity?  Causality? Somebody explain the physics of this to me.

            Michigan, Trump lost by 162K.   There were 138,399 Biden-only votes.  Usually just voting for one race on a ballot is extremely rare—one in a thousand. All of these were from Wayne County, Detroit, where 147,000 votes arrived in 7 batches and there was not one Trump vote in them all.  Now that’s interesting because tests of voters show that one in 1000 or 500 voters will accidentally mark the wrong candidate—miss-votes. So where are the 150 or 30 miss-votes?  I guess they are Really Really careful in Detroit, but then they don’t know any of the other people running so they mostly just mark Biden and arrange for all the votes to arrive at 3 am.  In Wayne co. they had a 139% turnout.

            Had Trump won just AZ,GA,PA, and WI (not NV and MI where the margin was 2%) he would have wound up with 280 electoral votes. What I conclude from this is that the state legislatures need to reform things.  I suggest they create a group of Election Inspectors who answer only to the legislature.  Give them power to oversee the counters, with powers to separate suspicious ballots for audit, assess fines to uncooperative counters and election boards, authority to refer certain people to district or state attorney generals. If a few cheats are found, it will have a chilling effect on others who cheat. What can Republicans like you and me do?  We need to keep talking about this odd election nd I will not quit until some Ding Dong Democrat can prove conclusively to me that these numbers have an explanation.  We need to oppose VR1, now in the US House that would make all states do nebulous mail-ins, vote harvesting, etc.  This is an evil bill that will guarantee any election is about as trustworthy as a fart after you have taken Ex Lax.  We need to be the Adult Party.  Say NO to weird elections and censorship and high taxes, race-baiting and 6 genders.  We need to say YES to limited government, jobs and the economy, the Bill of Rights, legal immigration and national defense.  

And like I say, I welcome ANY objective, thoughtful analysis of these numbers by Democrats.