Is this really funny?

            I guess Hillary announced.  Surprised? So if she gets elected what do we call Bill?  First man?  First philanderer? First horn dog?  I got an email announcing her running for Prez.  I wanted to treat it properly. So I deleted it.  Do you think I did this correctly?  Argus said she rented a two story building for her campaign headquarters.  Clinton’s always have two story headquarters.  One story for NY Times and another for a congressional investigation. Hill’s candidacy will be good, Obama said, if she is just her wonderful self.  And then Conan said, ”But watch out if she is her other self.”

 Cruz has also announced.  For the first time in 7 years, Dems are really concerned about country of origin. I really like Ted but he needs to get some hair out of place and wear a sleeveless like Larry the cable guy.  He looks too much like a guy from a gated community and the Dems will make hay out of that. More Redneck. Someone said if you live in a gated community but think a border fence does no good, you must be a rich liberal.

I am still smouldering from those leftists who tried to shut down Christian businesses using gay rights as a smokescreen.  Look it up on a map.  Walkerton, IN is on the Michigan border.  40 miles north of the border is Dearborn.  So if Muslims won’t even serve a gay, why are they picking on a nearby Christian pizza place that wouldn’t take part in a gay wedding.  Only possible conclusion: Has little to do with gay rights; has everything to do with attacking Christians.  Maybe the gay activists worried that the Dearborn guys would behead ‘em. 

And then Barry.  He made a trade for a deserter giving up 5 high-ranking Taliban.  Now he claims to have a deal with Iran which no one wants to defend.  Clearly he is trying to land the job of General Manager of the Chicago Cubs after the 2016 election.