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Wednesday, May 15, 2013

the first conservative


Digging back in my head looking for who I would nominate the first conservative. 

            Crowned queen amid uncertainty.  Her country was broke but at the end of her reign the country was rich and the best credit risk in Europe due to her conservative monetary policies.  The country was defenseless when she ascended the throne, having had years of neglect of both army and navy.  When she left it was supreme on the seas.  Reformed her church, quelled religious strife, leaving a legacy of doctrine. 

            And thus they call her Elizabeth the Great.  Only by the grace of God did she become queen.  Her Grandfather Henry VII was a wily character who married his sons and daughters to gain political alliances.  He married son#1, Arthur, to Katherine of Aargon, hopeful to cement a Spain-England alliance.  (Yes, there really was to be a king-to-be Arthur.)  But Art died young before assuming the throne.  Henry VII, to keep the alliance going, arranged for son#2, Henry, to marry Katherine.  It was a horrid marriage.  Energetic HenryVIII wanted a son as heir and Katherine could only give him a daughter, Mary Tudor.  In 1533, Hank defied the pope and had his own Archbishop of Canterbury annul the  marriage.  He married Ann Bolin, who tried hard to have a son, but only got miscarriages and a little red-haired girl.  Henry accused Ann of infidelity and had her beheaded.  He married third time, Jane Seymour, then a 4th, 5th and 6th time and got a son Edward.    Henry went mad from syphilis he had contracted along the way and died in 1547.  Edward became king.  The two girls had been declared bastards by a complicit Parliament.  But Edward was very, very young and died seven years later. Now who was to be queen-- Mary Tudor or Mary Stuart, who was Queen of Scotland and a cousin? 

            The people were largely Catholic, having been born Catholic, but under Henry, the church was like Catholicism without a pope—the King was declared head of the church in England, hence making it Protestant in name.  Mary Stuart would have been the choice of the majority, but Parliament was Protestant.  When Hank had taken over church lands, he handed them out to supporters who fretted that if Catholicism were re-established in England, they would lose lands and maybe their heads.  Mary Tudor was the chosen as a defender of royal rights over the church but she was also Catholic. “Bloody Mary” became embroiled in theology and began to severely persecute Protestants, putting many to death. But 5 years later she was dead, ironically the victim of a severe feminine disorder misdiagnosed as pregnancy.  Bloody Mary hemorrhaged to death.  Even more ironically, 4 years before, Elizabeth was implicated in a plot of overthrow Mary and was awaiting execution in the Tower, when suddenly Mary had a most unusual change of heart and pardoned her. 

            So in 1558 as Elizabeth’s coronation parade went past the Tower, she saw herself as queen by grace alone.  She was hanging by a thread.  The defenses of England had been neglected for 12 years and the British Isles were ripe for foreign takeover. France had 4 times as many people and strong ties to Scotland.   The currency was rotten, Interest was 14%, the government ran off crown lands (no income taxes then) and they had been mismanaged terribly.  Catholics and Protestants looked to be on the brink of war.  Pauperism was rampant.  England was known for its backwardness, though occupied Ireland, with almost no roads was worse.  But every experience that Elizabeth had encountered had made her survival instincts strong.  Only a strong absolute monarch (it was thought) could provide peace.  Nobody expected to find the heart of an emperor behind the smiles of a 25-year-old girl. 

            She honored her brother and father’s debts.  She appointed commoners, had them knighted. They had particular management skill for the crown lands.  William Cecil had particular genius for wise and conservative policy.  Elizabeth was not given to rapid decisions, but she had the brains, like Ronald Reagan to wait out the consequences and trusted her strong advisors.  Low taxes(fees), flourishing trade, domestic order and peace were her unwaivering goals.  As a diplomat Elizabeth was without peer. 

            She spent practically nothing, except for her gowns.  Realizing that if she could advertize herself as marriageable, she would hold off the suitors and could play them against one another.  And so she held a court as if it was one continuous party.  A mask followed by a ball followed by another mask.  The arts flourished with Shakespeare and hundreds of others.  Ambassadors came with proposals from their kings.  What a prize! A beautiful young girl comes with the dowry of the British Isles!  She ate like a bird, had a fetish to stay youthful, danced like a troubadour, rode horses like the men, and traveled the country from village to village lavishing toasts and kind words on the local barons.  Soon all England loved her—or at least loved the low taxes and flourishing trade.  She was a Protestant but left constant hints about not straying far from Catholicism tempting the Catholic Princes of Europe with designs to bring England back to the fold.  “If she were not a heretic,” said Pope Sixtus V, “she would be worth the whole world.” 

            Virginity was her secret weapon, and modern historians speculate without much proof that she had trysts, or was gay or hemophroditic.  Philip II the great potentate of Catholic Christendom and the Hapsburg dynasty asked her hand in marriage in 1559 but she rejected this device for making England a Catholic dependency of Spain.  Elizabeth was married to England.

            She could cuss like a boar hunter (and did both) and once she had made a decision she was the Iron Lady like Thatcher.  When in danger she was all courage and intelligence.  She spoke French, Italian, Spanish, Latin and Greek--speaking directly to foreign envoys without translater. 

            In all governments before 1789, it was taken for granted that some religion was necessary for social order.  Elizabeth liked the Catholic ceremony, had not so much committal to a life of faith,  but Luther’s grace was her issue.  England was Catholic without the pope since Henry VIII.  Protestant refugees from all over Europe had fled to London and brought Calvinism and other versions.  So typically politician, she arranged a Convocation in 1563 for the Protestants who then hammered out 39 Articles.  The new Anglican faith was Lutheran in most doctrine but Reformed in the Eucharist.  Ritual remained almost Catholic.  Masses, Catholicism were abolished and all Brits were to attend church regularly or pay a fine.   Now it was the turn of Catholics to suffer persecution.  Governments of the time considered that theological dissent was a form or political revolt and so about 60 Catholics were executed and a couple hundred imprisoned for their dissent.  This was nothing compared to the other nations of Europe and Elizabeth was tolerant in many ways.  In 1581, the Catholics on the continent, growing impatient with this Anglican queen called for her assassination.  It was foiled and she emerged more beloved by the English than ever—Catholic and Protestant.

            That was also about the time that Hawkins and Drake began to raid Spanish shipping with a vengeance.  The English were pirates. English Channel is well named.  English pirates went after Spain’s New World merchant vessels, and Elizabeth was secretly building ships for the pirates—a share of the loot was the payback.  All the while officially Spain and England were at peace and she claimed she could do little about the renegades.  When Drake and  Hawkins began to raid the Azores and the Caribbean and stole the African Slave Trade from Portugal, the Spanish had had enough.  They began to build an Armada to invade England. Now it may seem to us moderns that slave trade and piracy are disgusting acts, but in 1580 they were practiced by most nations.  Think of Elizabeth trying to break the Spanish and Portugese monopolies.

            1588 was do or die and Elizabeth found the English supporting her in excess of what she asked. Weather was part of the downfall of the Spanish fleet, but so were poor seamanship and tactics.  Spanish tactics were to pull alongside and grapple with hooks to join the boats for a massive hand-to-hand swordfight.  The English used cannons and strafed the Spaniards, and sent floating inferno boats into their fleet . They  defeated the Armada in a series of running battles for 3 weeks in July 1588. Of 130 ships and 27,000 men who had sailed from Spain, 10,000 mostly sick and hurt came home in 54 ships.  England had 82 ships and only a dozen lost.  England now had the way clear to settle in N. America, the greatest navy in the world, a stable currency, and it was insured that Europe would remain half-Protestant.

            Elizabeth was no saint or sage, but a woman of temper and passion, in some ways the wiser counterpart to her father.  She kept succession questions at bay while Mary Stuart was alive. Then Stuart's son James became King of Scotland.  Typically rebellious, he had turned Protestant and snubbed his French relatives.  He would be the new English king to oppose France and authorize the translation of the Bible.   

            Denied husband and child, Elizabeth mothered England, loved it, used herself up serving it.  She is still thought of as the greatest monarch England ever knew.  Low taxes and fees, patriotic, listened to everyone, built a strong national defense, broke the Spanish monopoly on the new world.  Looks like a conservative to me.

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