Grant goes Trans-liberal

Did you see that that Dolezal woman who worked for NAACP who was Caucasian felt she was Negroid?  That reminds me, I have been feeling liberal lately.  I think I will declare myself a trans-liberal-progressive.  Then I’d be immune from all media criticism.  And here are a few observations from the new trans-Liberal Grant M. Freedom. 

            First of all how can Marco Rubio possibly think himself qualified to be President?  He couldn’t even get his traffic tickets fixed like Obama did.  Nor can he skim money off the top like Hillary. No talent!  Hill approved $314 million of weapons that went to nations which supported her foundation while she was Secretary of State.  Does she have some tie to Halliburton?  And now we learn that ISIS has captured 2300 heavy armed vehicles.  That’s awful!  Those trucks have a huge carbon footprint, our Prez pointed out.

            A federal report showed that Medicaid paid $10 million to a bunch of dead recipients.  Wow! They just voted in Chicago.  Proves that government medicine can raise people even from the dead.  Obama said he is “the closest thing to a Jew that has ever sat in the Oval Office”.  Golly, I knew Jenner could pull some transitions but this is huge!  Nancy Grace keeps asking about Jenner’s penis.  Please, don’t anybody tell her about Obama’s Jewish transition! Now about that “sitting” aspect, I have a question.  When Bill and Ms. Lewinsky were in the Oval Office, who sat?

            Michele Kwan, olympic skater was hired by the Hillary campaign.  I also understand the Clinton Foundation has hired Tonya Harding as enforcer.  She is scheduled to go to a Bernie Sanders event this week. Apparently Kwan showed Hillary how to join Instagram and Hill has already deleted thousands of photos.

            Hey, I was listening the Cubs game and they said that someone sent a goat’s head to the owner.  Then some guy in the crowd yelled, “Yeah, but Chicago sent a horse’s ass to the White House!”  Apparently the Cardinals are being investigated for hacking the Astros General Manager who left St. Louis in a huff and maybe with secret information about the Cards.  This is so redundant.  Some guys in the Chinese army keep telling the teams to bunt to the left of the Cardinal closer!  Obama traded 5 top Taliban for a worthless deserter.  Everybody knows he is just trying to get attention and apply for the General Manager’s job at the Cubs. All the Republicans seem to want Obamatrade and the Dems don’t.  So what do you think we could get for Obama? The Chicago Cubs Goat?

            Evidently what they thought was a big clue in the story of the two escaped murderers from New York turned out to be nothing.  They found some fresh skin on the manhole cover that the escapees used.  But upon doing forensics it turned out to be extremely thin skin, thus proving that the person who left it was a progressive and likely union worker for the city.

            There.  Hope you have enjoyed the new Transliberal Grant.