Here’s the text of my
speech last night to Republicans. How to evaluate the election in 10 minutes
with 10 numeric measures that don’t make sense.
Hey!
Let’s have a little fun and look at the election this year. My dad is a 94-yr.
old cowboy and he says that trusting Democrats in an election is like taking a
lot of ExLax and trusting a fart. But that’s how cowboys talk. I don’t want to say that Biden stole the
election because they will put my grandkids in re-education camps and I’ll be
labeled an insurgent (enemy of the state), so I leave the listener [reader] to
think for themselves. I’m just an old
theoretical physicist and I want to
point out some really strange things about the data.
There were, according to NBC, 158
million votes cast compared to 136M in 2016.
That means that in 2016 there was 67% turnout (votes cast / registered)
and that fits the historic pattern of 60-70% turnouts. This year it is 78%. Do you believe that? Did you see big
write-ups in the papers about this? This
is a huge number, perhaps as large as McKinley 1896. Anybody here remember that election? Biden
carried 17% of the counties. Some claim
this is an all-time low for the winner.
He ran poorer than Obama almost everywhere except for 6 swing states and
their 6 huge metropolitan counties where he was fabulously popular—more than
FDR. Do you believe that?
Arizona,
Biden won by only 10,000 votes but 36K illegals voted. The Navarro Report found
this out by comparing citizenship records to voters. (They also compare postal records to find
wrong addresses or out of state voters, death records to find dead people
voting). Now how did Joe get 36K illegal
votes? Did Phoenix allow them to vote in
school board elections and the guys showed up at the general election as well?
How do you allow an illegal vote? There
were also 22K mailed votes that were received BEFORE the requested ballots were
mailed out. How does this happen? Something voodoo? We’ll never know. AZ slammed the book shut after certification
so we can’t ask questions.
Nevada
also slammed the books shut. Trump lost by 34K. But before they could get
it done, 42K double votes were counted. OK
Senator Lankford stood up and objected, ”How did you have 42,000 double
votes? We have ‘em in Oklahoma—but only 52
last year. We prosecuted them.” It was
almost all Clarke County, Las Vegas. Maybe, I speculate, it started when 100
Elvises showed up to vote and all signed in as Elvis Presley. The confused poll workers shrugged and said, “Let’s
let ‘em keep voting.” Do you think there
are 42,000 Elvises in Vegas?
Georgia
was lost by Trump by just over 11K votes.
In prior years they had the old standard absentee ballots. But there is paperwork to do these and thus
they had a rejection rate of 3%. In
2020, they had a new, more-confusing mail-in ballot and the rejection rate was
amazingly only 0.2%. Wow! Jaw-juh is
really getting to be an intellectual state and voters are really sharp! Umm,
the machines they used to qualify ballots was from Dominion. They also had 18K ballots that came from
addresses that cannot exist. That’s like
my friend who lives NW of Newkirk at 6501 North W St. If you go a few miles farther north on W St.
it turns into Kansas. If you turned in a
ballot from 16501 N. W St. it would be in Cowley County, KS. There were also 66,000 underage voters. Did they bus ‘em? Or declare a snow day in
Georgia?
Wisconsin
was lost by Trump by 20K. The turnout
rate was 94%. Do you believe this? There
are 3 Western countries in the world that have mandatory voting. In Australia you get a fine, about $100, if
you fail to vote. But they only once
exceeded 94% turnout. That’s because
about 5% of people at any point in time are sick—in the hospital or at
home. So some guy comes to an Australian
judge and begs his fine forgiven because he was in the Outback and his truck
broke down and here’s an excuse from my mechanic. Because courts are jammed full of people
trying to get their fines annulled, most European governments have given up on
mandatory voting. Netherlands still has
it. In WI, the People’s Republic of
Madison had 120% turnout. How do you get
more votes than valid voters?
Pennsylvania,
Biden won by 93K. There was a law that absentee ballots had to be requested
but the Governor non-constituionally overruled the legislature and the Sec. of
State just sent out ballots to everyone registered, but mostly in Philadelphia.
1.8M ballots sent; 2.5M ballots received back.
Shazzam! There was an excess of 687,000 votes. You know, they talk about
voting irregularities. This looks like
it was happening pretty regular to me.
Who were the 687K? We don’t
know. In another court ruling by a
shopped-for liberal judge, they didn’t have to verify signatures. There were also 60K ballots received before
the ballots were sent here as well.
Maybe that’s a violation of Relativity?
Causality? Somebody explain the physics of this to me.
Michigan,
Trump lost by 162K. There were 138,399
Biden-only votes. Usually just voting
for one race on a ballot is extremely rare—one in a thousand. All of these were
from Wayne County, Detroit, where 147,000 votes arrived in 7 batches and there
was not one Trump vote in them all. Now
that’s interesting because tests of voters show that one in 1000 or 500 voters
will accidentally mark the wrong candidate—miss-votes. So where are the 150 or
30 miss-votes? I guess they are Really Really
careful in Detroit, but then they don’t know any of the other people running so
they mostly just mark Biden and arrange for all the votes to arrive at 3
am. In Wayne co. they had a 139%
turnout.
Had Trump won just AZ,GA,PA, and WI (not NV and MI where the margin was 2%) he would have wound up with 280 electoral votes. What I conclude from this is that the state legislatures need to reform things. I suggest they create a group of Election Inspectors who answer only to the legislature. Give them power to oversee the counters, with powers to separate suspicious ballots for audit, assess fines to uncooperative counters and election boards, authority to refer certain people to district or state attorney generals. If a few cheats are found, it will have a chilling effect on others who cheat. What can Republicans like you and me do? We need to keep talking about this odd election nd I will not quit until some Ding Dong Democrat can prove conclusively to me that these numbers have an explanation. We need to oppose VR1, now in the US House that would make all states do nebulous mail-ins, vote harvesting, etc. This is an evil bill that will guarantee any election is about as trustworthy as a fart after you have taken Ex Lax. We need to be the Adult Party. Say NO to weird elections and censorship and high taxes, race-baiting and 6 genders. We need to say YES to limited government, jobs and the economy, the Bill of Rights, legal immigration and national defense.
And like I say, I welcome ANY objective, thoughtful analysis of these numbers by Democrats.